8/30/2014 (7:44pm) 39,975 notes

titytwochainz:

remember when niggas had they voicemail set up to sound like they answered the phone. like you call and it go “wassup” u start talkin and it say “sike nah this my voicemail” now u lookin dumb as hell like

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8/27/2014 (9:51pm) 292,164 notes

hostilehottie:

celestia:

remember

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

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8/23/2014 (1:28pm) 18,151 notes

sprinkledoughnut:

my anaconda don’t want none unless u got hot cross buns hot cross buns one a penny two a penny hot cross buns

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girllookitthatbody-ahh:

lifteatgetswole:

coffeeshine:

blueeyedmenace:

The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes

I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD

I DON’T THINK I’VE EVER LAUGHED THIS MUCH

I love these. iHop, Carl “you cut off his leg…”

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8/17/2014 (11:11pm) 100,066 notes

fukkkres:

mom: what did you get me for mother’s day

me:

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8/17/2014 (9:38pm) 8,494 notes

princcess:

Overtaking someone on foot and having to keep up the uncomfortably fast pace until safely over the horizon

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7/26/2014 (9:59am) 111,275 notes

whorrids:

"I read the book before I watched the movie"

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7/25/2014 (9:34pm) 275,268 notes

telapathetic:

people who  needlessly start drama

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