adrians:

thought I’d try this out

(via thewingho)

  • Friend : I broke up with him
  • Me : You did the right thing . he was an asshole
  • Friend : We are back together
  • Me : Well done,i am so happy for you , he is such a nice guy.

4/17/2014 (3:15pm) 40,299 notes

chubbymanatee:

ah how could i forget to post my own blackout poetry piece

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4/16/2014 (11:30pm) 40,498 notes

pinkgills:

the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

4/16/2014 (11:29pm) 166,293 notes

digimoron:

SO I WAS GETTING ON THE BUS TODAY AND TO GUIDE MYSELF I GRAB THE SEATS BUT I MISSED AND GRABBED THE TOP OF THIS LIL MIDDLE SCHOOLERS HEAD LIKE A CLAW MACHINE

HE CRIED

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star-scarred-ceilings:

YouTube user michelleDaisy11 makes a remarkable discover in the world of cartoon humor.

(Source: iroh, via thewingho)

4/16/2014 (9:38am) 108,016 notes

australiansanta:

why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies

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4/9/2014 (9:39pm) 136,354 notes

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

image

thanks

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via thewingho)

hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

(Source: menandtheirdogs, via iwillmindfuckyou)

4/9/2014 (7:45pm) 362,664 notes

panic-at-the-dildos:

djali96:

panic-at-the-dildos:

damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some

Wut?

DAMN SON VAGINAS GET ITCHY TOO AND U DON’T SEE US SHOVING OUR HANDS DOWN OUR PANTS IT’S CALLED SELF CONTROL G O F I N D S O M E

(Source: fellatioutboy, via iwillmindfuckyou)

prestonhymas:

"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN

(Source: daughterofthejoker, via spaderc2)