*teacher voice* pick up at least one piece of trash before you leave the room
sorry ur too heavy to pick up
(via iwillmindfuckyou)
Reminder of: reason for eggplant’s name
OH MY GOD I HAVE WONDERED ABOUT THIS MY WHOLE LIFE
(via pwnator)
in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful.
we´ve been found out
(via floraltattoo)
(Source: iraffiruse)
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(via fuckthenicethings)
boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
(Source: hotanimegirl, via thewingho)
(Source: them-titties, via tumblaughter)
(Source: jesus-frankenstein, via tumblaughter)
