9/17/2014 (12:55pm) 324,286 notes

chapsnats:

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

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9/17/2014 (12:50pm) 120,242 notes

heteroh:

when your parents threaten to take your allowance away

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9/15/2014 (11:03pm) 469,579 notes

green-satan:

trying to leave tumblr

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unclefather:

ibebro:

unclefather:

i’m so old

it was actually 14 years ago, you are not with math

you’re not with math either

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9/10/2014 (9:36pm) 80,016 notes

nialllhoran:

when-in-doubt-go-to-the-library:

nialllhoran:

nothing annoys me more than people being like “LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE” when you find something offensive or disgusting like where am i learning to take this joke? to the fucking trash where it belongs?

This one is for Blake that fucking dickwad

yeah fuck you blake

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9/8/2014 (9:45pm) 203,800 notes

balenaproductions:

alexandertheswell:

I LOVE SHARKS!!!!!!!!

I lost it at 0:21

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