4/22/2014 (2:37pm) 84,696 notes

180mph:

vaspim:

lameborghini:

asking for nudes over snapchat is a dumb idea nigga how you gon masturbate in 10 seconds or less smh

Is this a challenge

*Sonic X theme song starts playing*

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catholicnun:

lesterbangs73:

i made soy milk ^_^

I dont think that’s how it’s made

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adrians:

thought I’d try this out

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  • Friend : I broke up with him
  • Me : You did the right thing . he was an asshole
  • Friend : We are back together
  • Me : Well done,i am so happy for you , he is such a nice guy.

4/17/2014 (3:15pm) 44,054 notes

chubbymanatee:

ah how could i forget to post my own blackout poetry piece

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4/16/2014 (11:30pm) 41,848 notes

pinkgills:

the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze

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4/16/2014 (11:29pm) 167,003 notes

digimoron:

SO I WAS GETTING ON THE BUS TODAY AND TO GUIDE MYSELF I GRAB THE SEATS BUT I MISSED AND GRABBED THE TOP OF THIS LIL MIDDLE SCHOOLERS HEAD LIKE A CLAW MACHINE

HE CRIED

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star-scarred-ceilings:

YouTube user michelleDaisy11 makes a remarkable discover in the world of cartoon humor.

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4/16/2014 (9:38am) 110,809 notes

australiansanta:

why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies

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4/9/2014 (9:39pm) 137,278 notes

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

image

thanks

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hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

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